i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
