You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so let's talk penis.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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