I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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