Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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