I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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