I puked a lego.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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