dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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