you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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