Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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