I'm really into asian looking animals
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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