So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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