I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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