Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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