Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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