WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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