There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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