Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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