Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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