My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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