I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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