Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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