I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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