Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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