My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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