bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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