You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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