did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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