you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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