If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You are the jesus of drinking
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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