I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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