Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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