we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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