Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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