Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
