How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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