drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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