Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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