Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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