What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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