Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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