I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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