I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
