Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I woke up under a house in Key West
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