belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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