i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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