if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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