Its about making memories worth repressing
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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