was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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