The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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