You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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