Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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